Fell jokes

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

Next he died, eaten all fried.

Why did Sally fall dead?

Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!

There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.

One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"

"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.

"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.

"Are you mad?" The police asked.

"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.

"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.

"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.

Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."

Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."

*Operator hears a distant gunshot*

Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

How did Mace Windu die?

He fell out the windoo.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.