What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
Ok One time I there was my dog But then the dog It fell
Then I fckd my dog hard in the a$$
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not sally
Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said "My Windows Needs Updating" she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
