Fell jokes
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.