Fell Jokes

I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated

what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Oh Sheet!

what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there

I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fell off.

Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.

Why did sally fall dead?

BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA

Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital