Fell jokes

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

"Get off me, homes!"

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

Two of my grandpas died in WW2.

Their tower fell over.

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.