Fell jokes
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
awww
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.
When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!