Fell jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

Yo mama so fat,

she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

"Get off me, homes!"

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.