Fell jokes

Emo

    • A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

    Boy

    • If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

    He fell for her.

    Fell memes

    Dad

    • This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

    (Do you get the joke?)

    (Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

    Wife

    • A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

    Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

    Name

    • A father is talking to his three kids.

    Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

    Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

    Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

    Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

    Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

    Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

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    • Name

    • A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

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    • Name

    • There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

    When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

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    • Twin Towers

    • What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

    One held its balance, the other two fell.

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