Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
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A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him? Get of me homes!!
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
There were these three men, their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day they were riding in their car and Shit fell out so Manners went out to pick shit up and shut up went to the police station. when he got there the police officer said "What's your name son?" and Shut up said "Shut up." the officer replies with "Ummm...excuse me?!" and shut up said "Shut up!" and the officer said "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
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Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet!
My Tower is hard but after 6 minutes it fell over.
