Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
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Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
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What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
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If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
Why do orphans play GTA.
To fell wanted
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
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A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
