Fell jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.

My grandfather died at Auschwitz.

Poor fella fell off the guard tower.