What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Joe mama so fat she fell on both sides of the bed
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The Apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water, Jack fell down his cock was out and Jill gained a daughter
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child