Fell Jokes

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

what do you call a cow that fell

ground beefffffff --- Aaron

Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor

When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves? Fell out of the tree

Angel : did it hurt when you fell from heaven Satan: could like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE

Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."

His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"