Fell jokes

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.