Fell Jokes

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgie Potty

Sally fell of the swing. Knock knock Who’s there Not sally

well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire

If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup

Stephen hawking died because his scewe fell outn

“It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’” — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away

I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof

Oh wait never mind he just fell

What do you call the worst felling ever drinking bid before mini :)

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

My plant's In my garden are like the twin towers neither of them fell just the flowers

The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast