Fell jokes
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"