Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
What do you call the worst felling ever drinking bid before mini :)
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
Why did the accountant fell.pff his bicycle? Because he lost his balance
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
What did the cat say when he fell off the table? * MEOM!
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine eleven victims because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
