Favorite jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!