Favorite jokes
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Whatโs an orphanโs favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesnโt have a home button.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Whatโs an orphanโs favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.