Favorite jokes
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.