My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Favorite Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
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What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
