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What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”