Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”