Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Fauna Jokes
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
I love animals!
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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