Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
How many children does Explain Bear have?
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
