Fauna jokes
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
I love animals!
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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