Fauna jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
I love animals!
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!