What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Fauna Jokes
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
