What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!