Fat Jokes

your so ugly you made hello kitty say bye

your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat

while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show

your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

Kid singing “abcd”

Person says “no no it’s obcd”

YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her

Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂

yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show

Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones

yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.