Yo mama so fat she said the N word

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami

Yo mama is SO FAT… SO FUCKING FAT… That when she went on the bus, she wasn’t allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign “Weight capacity of 50 people”. The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

Well, we’ve removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that’s left I’m afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.

one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the “owner” where the shampoo was. “BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER” the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady’s husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha

your moms so fat the photo from last Christmas is still printing

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama so fat, she died!

BRAKING NEWS!

LITTLE JOHNNYS DEAD!!!

Why dod the weel fall?

BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”

When a fat person wants to kill themselves… why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

Your mom is fat they askt if she was a suma wrestler

Chicken

You are so fat that big chungus looks like a small chungus

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said the one on the roof.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one