Fat Jokes

Ugliness

qwergbv

your so ugly you made hello kitty say bye

Cross

qwergbv

your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat

Wait

qwergbv

while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show

Stairs

pickle rickle nickle

your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde

Doctor

pickle rickle nickle

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

Sheet

qwergbv

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

Roast

Anonymous

YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED

People

SmollBwenn

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Difference

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

Chair

Coiboi

Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away

Depression

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Yo mama

Fat jokes

Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂

Titanic

yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Whale

Anonymous

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house

Stairs

McDonald’s Employee

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

Yo mama

Mady

yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show

Yo mama

DaBaBy13

yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.