Fat

Fat Jokes

I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?

I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS

Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"😂

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.