Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a ' error
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
Na don't be mean to fat people oh wait never mind they can handle the weight
Yo mama so fat, when God said 'let there be light' He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down she sits next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating survice, they ended up matching her up with pittsburgh.
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good a Cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
Yo mama so fat she fell of the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell
If you’re fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
