your so ugly you made hello kitty say bye
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show