Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it says "to be continued"
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
When you went to McDonald's you sat down you were so fat they said TBC
Yo mama so fat the scale said I need your weight, not your phone number
Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese
I know 5 fat people, you're 4 of them
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people