Your so fat that I run around you for exercise

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?

Your so fat you cant see your penis when you piss

Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world’s largest nife

eat my ass

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued and it said fuck you

a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass

Ur mama so fat she sinked the hms ship

yo mama so fat she needs two watches for each timezone

Yo mama so fat when she jumped gravity was no more.

yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes

yo mama is so fat she turned all the mermaids to fishes

your mama is so fat ,you can’t tell if shes pregnant or not

You’re so fat, you caused the titanic to sink

Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!