Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
