Fat

Fat Jokes

On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.

I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?