Fat jokes
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Borders are fat.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.