Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Borders are fat.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your mum!