Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
You are fat.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.