Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.