Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!