Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Chick

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Mirror

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Donut

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

People

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

Mama

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Cow

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Chin

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Bag

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Orphan

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!