your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
Yo mama so fat she called dr suse and he couldn’t even rhyme back
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Yo mom so fat she died at 5 her kids fuck
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
I had bullies behind me on the street but they were too fat and slow so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
how many fat people are in my house 20 counting the kides in the basement
Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
