Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.