Fat

Fat jokes

Cow

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

Trash

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

American

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

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  • Mom

    Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

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  • Bee

    According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

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  • Moderator

    Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

    He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

    Homework

    So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

    Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

    Student: PIGS!

    Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

    Student: SHEEP!

    Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

    Student: IK where that comes from!

    A FAT COW! 😂😂

    Cow

    Teacher: What does a pig give you?

    Little Johnny: Bacon.

    Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

    Little Johnny: Wool.

    Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

    Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

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  • Scale

    You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."