Fat jokes
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Americans are fat.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."