You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Fat Jokes
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Americans are fat.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
