Fat jokes

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?

Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Americans are fat.