Fat jokes
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Harrison
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!