Fat jokes
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"