Fat jokes
Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.