When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
