Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Borders are fat.
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."