Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Borders are fat.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Your mum!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.