Fat jokes

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."