Fat jokes

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Borders are fat.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Your mum!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.