Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Your mum!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.