Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

What do a blonde and a cow have in common?

They're both fat af.

What's fat and wanks over his mom?

Guy Sheppard.

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.