Fat jokes
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.