Fat jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)