Fat

Fat Jokes

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Shopping List

McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

cabbage _50

Carrots-50

Cooking fat -100

Onions_20

Tomato-20

salt-10

Total=250

She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Satellite

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Mom

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.