Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
you mom so fat that buegr
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.