Ur mom is so fat that dora couldn't explore her
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
you mom so fat that buegr
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
what do you call it when you have two indians one black and a fat white a s’more
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none