My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Aitana is so fat that thanos had to clap for her to disappear
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
