Fat

Fat Jokes

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"