Fat

Fat Jokes

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.

Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us

Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out

Silence...................punch!

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on roblox .-.

You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.