Fat

Fat Jokes

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"