Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Fat Jokes
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
