Yo mama so fat she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years
Your so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks
Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me
How do you get rid of a fat ghost: You excersize it.
yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah.. you look fat in every dress
Your so fat when you told your mum and dad even they laughed
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
