Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"