Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Fast Food Jokes
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Bunger.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
