Newest Fast Food Jokes - Page 4

Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger

Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯

friend : you can have my burrito baby

gay

friend : begins to moan

me : finna hang up

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger licken' good!

what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.

u look like burger

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.

Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant

Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo

What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business

Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.