Yo momma so fat she farts out volcanoes.
Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
"Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
What do farts fly? Smellicopters!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
Why did the butt let out a fart A: to wipe out humanity
Yo mama such a milf she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box
Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket
Why do farts smell ????
So defff people can enjoy them as well ..
When I walk to school I fart
yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reseed
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.
i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds
what do you call a man with farts. DEEZ NUTS!
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. all Fs you r*tarded. OHHHH
Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away
