Fart jokes
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
I farted how bout u?
Fart <3
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.