Michael doesn’t fart Jackson Does
Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.
Hey man what's that a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok well hold it over I'll give it right back oh no i won't oh yes you will oh i won't oh yes you will ok fine then you take it or all blow our your butt before it farts.
How does NASA fart? - They fart with their ass teroids.
Why did a cheetah fart it needed more gas.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S
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i farted how bout u \/
fart <3
Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why did the butt fart? Because they don't know the words
Q : What did the butt say to the face? A: It farted
