What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of achors so I punched him in the teeth
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
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I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
Its about bottling Its about crying I stay finished I fake retire Put in the diving Put in the ghosting And take my fake trophies Eibar and Bolivia in my veins My barcelona banged by Bayern I bottle the game so whats my farmers name (Pessi)
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog one night he was getting robbed by a thief the donkey told the dog to bark but dog refused so the donkey brayed very loudly that the thief rin out of the house and the farmer beated up the donkey
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor
Farmer's Wife: Honey where are the cow's?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
I don't know but the stakes have never been higher.
Why the Pig declined to go to the farmers house? He would take him to a "pignic"
What do you call a police man/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What did the farmer say to the pig? You snout to beleve it
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens! Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say *waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor"
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