Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-Where'e my tractor?!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
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