Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Your hairline so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Someday you'll go far.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Is it just me or can I see the Roman Empire.... From how far back your hairline goes
your hairline goes so far back that it looks like will smith slapped it
your eyebrows and hairline is so far apart that when Dora the explorer went found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows the map couldn't even tell her.
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
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You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
