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Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Someday you'll go far.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.