Mama

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Friend Group

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

War

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

Memes

House

Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.

A red tinted, scary-looking face with long dark hair, wide eyes, and a large, stretched mouth.

Buffet

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

Spider-Man

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering societyโ€™s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Hairline

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Perspective

Iโ€™m trying to see things from LEOโ€™S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Ass

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Man

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."