A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Your hairline so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s
Someday you'll go far
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard it did not erase
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Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline there so far apart!!!
