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Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Someday you'll go far.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"