Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
your hairline goes so far back that it looks like will smith slapped it
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth dissappear.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline so far back I use it as a ruler to measure things
your eyebrows and hairline is so far apart that when Dora the explorer went found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows the map couldn't even tell her.
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
Yo edgline go so far back that I can now a lawn perfectly.
U so ugly thats why me and your hairline go far back
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
Your hairline so far back that you have for face to wash every day
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Your so far your ass has 2 zip codes
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
Stranger- Do you need hair regrowth products Kid- No my hairline is just far back Stranger- Do you need a Doctor
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
Your hairline goes so far that even Gavin who looks like a monkey can’t see it!
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
@DreamBlue
Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead