Man

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Memes

Hairline

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Stereotype

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Hairline

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Hairline

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!