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your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.