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You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
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Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
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Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."