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Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.