Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
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You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
