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A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
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Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
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Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.