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The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"