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Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.

"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.

"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.

And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."

A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,

"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."

To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."

To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.