mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
what do u call an orphen family none existent
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
