Family jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
my mexican mom be like
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.