Family jokes
Your mom.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Dad, I hate you!
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.