Family jokes
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?