Family jokes

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?

Neither did she.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?

A: Because they actually come back.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

Family Feud.