Family jokes
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?