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Family jokes

Dad

    • What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

    "There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

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    • Church

    • Ok, here's a story about the church.

    There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

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    Child

    • My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"

    Chicken

    • So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

    And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

    Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

    And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

    And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

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    • Father

    • Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

    James replied, "He's as old as me."

    Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

    James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

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    • Son

    • Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

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