What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Family Jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
