Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
