Family jokes

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they have no home.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.