Family jokes

Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know what home is.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

What do orphans get for Christmas?

Lonely.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂