What is stronger than family.
The tree Paul Walker hit
Family Jokes
A new game the whole family can play…
Incest
The f in orphan is for family
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
what is an orphans family reunion called
me time
Yo’Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
how do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family
F stand for family that’s why orphan is spelled with ph
the F in orphan stands for family
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn’t seen them in years.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we’ll die.
We’re all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie? a family photo
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can’t help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I’m a family doctor