What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
