Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, “mark, what would you like to eat?” Mark said, “I’d like some fucking potato’s.” SMACK! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, “what would you like to eat?” “Well, I’d like some fucking potatos” said suzie SMAACK! she slapped suzie. “Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?” Well… I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your “Aunts”

Yo’Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

For every orphan a bag of chips is family size

There is a twist with being an orphan, every bag of chip is family sized.

What do you call a orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

…Too soon?

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt

Why can’t orphans work at S.C johnson

Cause it’s a family company 🤣

Why did the chicken go to KFC… to visit his family

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family