Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"