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What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest
how do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
