Family jokes
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
Your mom dot com.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Memes
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.