Family jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.