Family jokes
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Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
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Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Where's your mom at?
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?