Family jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Baby (DYM 108).
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.