Family jokes
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Memes
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why canāt orphans play baseball??
Because they canāt find their way to home plate.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!