Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Family Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
