Family jokes
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.