Family jokes
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Dad?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.