Family jokes
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Memes
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.