Family jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
You're more uglier.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)