Family jokes
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Memes
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.