Family jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Memes
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Your nan.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.