Family jokes
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.