Family jokes
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.