What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Family Jokes
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
