Family jokes
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.
They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.