Family jokes
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.