Family jokes

What can't orphans do?

Be homosexual because they have no home.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.