Family jokes

What can't orphans do?

Be homosexual because they have no home.

What's an orphan's favorite store?

Ashley Home Store.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.