Family jokes
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Memes
me in thanksgiving
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.