Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Memes
me in thanksgiving
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)