Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.