Family jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.