Family jokes
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
me in thanksgiving
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.