Family jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y