Family jokes

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?

Parent signature __________

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

What can't orphans do?

Be homosexual because they have no home.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"