Family jokes

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D