Family jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Memes
Music days be like:
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?