Family jokes
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"