Family jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.