Family jokes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Orphans are lonely.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.