Family jokes

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

Orphans are lonely.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.