Family jokes
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...