Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Family Jokes
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
