Family jokes
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Orphans are lonely.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.