Family jokes

My uncle is an alchemist.

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!