Family jokes
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Music days be like:
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.