Family jokes
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Memes
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Orphans are lonely.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.