Family jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.