Family jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.