Family jokes
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂