Family jokes

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple actually got picked.

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So they had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!