Family jokes
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.