Family jokes
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.