Family jokes
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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